When pupil cheats

Pupil(on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school to day.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speakng!
Son: I can't go to dchool today.
Father: Why not?
Son: Idon't feel well.
Father: In school.

Womemt's Tear

Three husbands met each other. The first one who was a soldier said:
- Womant's tear is a classic weapon but very dangerous.
The second one who was aweather for caster said:
- Womant's tear is a light shower but it can become a flood that can dip many person's dead.
The third one who was a chemist said:
- Womant's tear is a special chemical that can ruin steely hearts